But there's a rustling. Then, suddenly, a monster appears! It's hundreds of times your size. It has only four limbs and only two eyes. Hideous. And now there's a domed lens in your face. Metal tubes, shutter clicks, mechanical whirring ... Is this some freaky robot monster? Oh, that's even worse!
You slowly peek out between your frontmost legs. Is it safe now? Is the annoying photographer gone?
Thank you for the portrait, lovely spider. Happy Halloween to you and to all!